How is it that I have never encountered this before now?
Sure, I’d heard the title. It’s one of those unforgettable phrases that stays with you, even if you never think of it again. I have a dim sense that I’ve read C. S. Lewis say something about it, probably complimentary. I don’t think I ever knew it was by T. H. White — though if I did know, that in itself is probably why I never bothered.
For I loathed The Sword And The Stone when I read it (for, I think, the second time) in high school, ca. 1994. (I’d seen the Disney movie, of course; I was a child in the VCR-happy 80s. Even then, I never cared for the anachronistic humanism of Merlin’s lessons, but only for the climactic sword-drawing scene.) You see, I was something of an Arthurian nerd in high school; a childhood fascination with Prince Valiant had turned into a haphazard search through such history as was available (not much) to see what was going on in Europe and the Near East in the fifth and sixth centuries (I still remember how heartstopping those National Geographic articles on Petra were). Then I’d discovered Charles Williams’ Taliessin cycle between sophomore and junior year, and read Tennyson’s Idyls, and filtered all my Arthurian ideas through Lewis’s rather whimsical Romano-Celtic theorizing in That Hideous Strength; though, pretty ridiculously, I read no Malory aside from the excerpt in A Connecticut Yankee. So T. H. White’s sardonic twentieth-century take on the mythos, with hyperliterate prose that I found to my profound irritation going over my head (I’ve never dealt well with not being the smartest guy in the room) and its unapologetic anachronisms, cemented my disgust with post-Williams depictions of the Arthurian legend. In my junior year, I wrote my own Arthurian cycle in several dozen poems of wild stylistic variance and, presumably, flesh-crawling terribleness (I still have them, having dutifully transferred them from computer to diskette to computer to CD to laptop to flash drive to laptop, but have been too embarrassed to even open the files in over ten years), and I still nourish a fond hope of returning to the mythos at some point in the future and adding my own voice to the variety of interpretations, perhaps in comic-strip form.
But this is neither here nor there — merely a lame explanation of why I had for so long avoided anything to do with T. H. White. Well, I was in a used bookstore the other day, as is my wont . . . .
It was a cheap paperback, and I have no money whatever, which is more than anything else the reason I bought it. (With William McFee’s Casuals Of The Sea, because I thought I remembered P. G. Wodehouse saying nice things about it, though I can’t find the reference now.) And the illustration on the cover made me think of Garth Williams’ illustrations of E. B. White, and I had recently revisited Gulliver’s Travels, and anyway I have long had an irrational love for small-people fantasy: The Borrowers, The Indian In The Cupboard, Honey I Shrunk The Kids . . . and, too, there was the unexpected coincidence of that evocative title coupled with the name of my old enemy.
So I started reading it the other day (aloud, as is my wont), and I wasn’t half a dozen pages in before the overwhelming sensation of having missed out big time started to take hold and never left until I had finished the whole thing (not aloud, because that takes too much time and I can read faster in silence). White’s smart-ass hyperliteracy worked superbly, now that I have the experience and context to place it in (the fading Empire; other midcentury, prose-happy British satirists like Waugh and Powell and Amis and even Wodehouse in a pinch), and his stringent humanism, undercut with more than a dollop of self-mockery, is far more appealing to me now than when my favorite passage in all of literature was Éowyn vs. the Lord of the Nazgûl.
The two writers who kept circling in my mind as I read were Roald Dahl and Mervyn Peake. I have enormous respect, if something shy of love, for Peake — the first volume of Gormenghast is the most scorching evocation of Edwardian childhood I know — and I’ve never been able to overcome my childhood horror of Dahl, due mostly to the grotesque punishments he metes out to his villains. But while the villains in Mistress Masham’s Repose are fully equal in grotesquerie and wickedness to anything dreamt up by Peake or Dahl (the way he manages to suggest the horror of murder as an idea is exemplary), White’s humanism extends even to them, and I am content.
Goddamn great book. If anything I’ve said piques even a little bit of interest, look it up. I won’t be happy with it out of my life from now on.